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Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Oh ladies, come now... would we do a thing like that? Imagine? Marriage!!!!

***WARNING*** Police are warning all men who frequent online Blogging websites to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman they find online. Many females have been found to be using a date rape drug on the market called "Beer." This drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators to persuade their male victims to do things they wouldn't do in their right mind. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, wearing what they refer to as "beer goggles", they will often find these women just as attractive as they claimed to be on their profiles. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship". In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage". Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females. Should you fall victim to the "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book. ***STAY ALERT AT ALL TIMES!!!***

1 Comments:

  • You have no idea how jealous i am about coachella. like i actually think about how people are going and im not pretty much everyday. PLEASE take pictures and have the best time of your entire life there. someday ..

    By Blogger Unknown, at April 07, 2006 4:43 PM  

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